I want a hot body but I also want muffins

Yoghurt, oatmeal, granola, smoothie, egg whites, fruit, avocado,… No. French toast, pancakes, bacon, syrup, waffles, pastries,… Abso-fuckin-(g)lutely. Sometimes waking up is so cruel you need to counter the experience by putting calories in your mouth. Soothing, gooey, lovely calories in the form of baked goods. Just one little problem. I have lost my baking mojo. Cookie…